OKAY, WHAT THE HELL

i am drunk, after watchin a monthy python movie at the theatres in which indrank a few beers, we went to a friends place  to drink some more and watch trailer park boys videos, which are pretty funny. anyways, on the way back, some drunk dude sitting down wearing sunglasses, in the middle of the night, keeps kicking jakub (my roommates) foot for a while then after a while he spits on the floor. ON MY FOOT. IM WEARING FUCKING SANDALS. Who the heck spits on peoples feet!? im just looking at this... and im like... what the fuck dude thats just nasty over and voer again, and all the guy coimes up ewth is "sorry edude... i guess it drank too much"....... good thing im a calm natured person... some guy on the bus actually told me that its a good thinhg i was a nice guy... cuz he wouldve just gone ballistic. Some nice girl gave me some kleenexes to wipe the spit off, but even then... yeah whatever, maybe i dont care as much cuz im slightky srunk, but still... who here has had someone spit on their feet plz raise your hand..

And on top of that, me and my roommate we missed our stop so we had to walk back.

Oh and by the way... if youre listening to this song im including in this blog, look at yourself in a mirror and sing and show the emotion in the voice. It's pretty awesome , even though its emo .

And even though theres free porno passing on tv, im not watching it. How much self control does that show?!

YO, i've had 2 or three warts on my hands for the past month or so hehe or so,,,,,or so... ORSO,,... anywas, i went to the doc today, and he spilled liquid nitrogen oin them professionally accidentally, anywsays, now ive basically  some aprt of my warts on ym hands, and the extra skin around it that got burned from the cold (which makes perfect sense). anwyays, long story short, it kinda looks like i've got nipples oon my hands for now... big juicy nipples ready to burt open full of water (you know ehn you get sunburned pretty bad, and you get little bumps of water, those... but pretty frikkin big)

By the way, I'm a bit drunk right now.

OMG i dont want to ge to sleep with these things still intact and wake up with the juices in my mouth thats just nasty

Oh my Gogd, I'm so drunbk and I just lamost brushed my teeht with my deoderant! :O

Plus i should shave my balls sack!

And the ninkja turtles rock, they make people popoular

 Music: ---> Nick Cave - Red Right Hand

Ah man! OK. Some of you might know I've been playing floor hockey on wednsday nights.. and it is brutal.

We've played three game so far:

lost 11-4

lost 10-0

lost 10-0

they stop the game after a 10 point lead

These games are so brutal. But hey it's all good fun and Jakub Biernacki keeps the game interesting by doing this:

Also, after a bit over one year and half, I'm doing a test to get my blue belt for jiu-jitsu this saturday. Hehe this is really exciting, cuz belts don;t come around very often in jiujitsu, theres only 5. My blue belt would be my second one (you start off with white ).

Oh, and my buddy, DJ electronikal, has already composed a rap beat to go with my previously blogged rap song. A new hit in the not so distant future? I'll call my album  "Swizzllenium rapcore"

Hmmm hey the part about the sword and the whip and your ass in the pit, is NOT gay references to pulp fiction. It's just badass GLADIATOR stuff...

Tell me this guy doesn't instill fear